If you finally discover that the septic smell under your bed...

...is an old poopy diaper that somehow got missed when your superstar husband searched, you will feel:

1. Embarrassed
2. Relieved that the problem was so easily fixed.
3. Stoked to not spend another night swimming in nasty smells.
4. A little irked because a certain person already searched under the bed when you suggested that you should look for diapers and insisted that there was nothing there.
5. Surprised that something that came out of your darling beautiful girl could turn into something so terrible.