I learned this from my grandfather. It might have been politically correct when he was a boy.

This is the way the ladies ride: (I'm assuming this means the ladies from Victorian England, not those ladies now who can rope a steer and stuff like that.)

Clip. Clop. Clip. Clop.

This is the way the men ride:

Boomty, Boomty, Boomty, Boomty

This is the way the farmers ride:


This is the way the cowboys ride:


Until they all, fall, DOWN!

Dorky, categorically incorrect, and adorable.