Rooster Wisdom

It is not wise to feed the local friendly rooster out of your hand on your porch, since this may cause him to come calling at 5:30 in the morning, looking for more whole grain bread. And he may call and call, looking through the glass door, possibly waking your baby up, causing you to curse him and your husband to stumble out of bed and throw stones in his general direction.

It may be wiser to feed the local friendly rooster on someone else's porch. Someone who needs to wake up earlier. Someone, maybe, like Renee.