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Thursday
Nov062008
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Buy our Calendar, Rather than a Puppy
November 6, 2008
10. No more trouble correlating the date and the day! With our handy-dandy calendar, simply point to the date and there is a little square on top that will let you know what day of the week it is! A puppy can't do that, silly!
9. It doesn't chew your shoes or the couch cushions.
8. They lied. A calendar is man's best friend.
7. There are photos of animals that work a lot harder than a puppy in our calendar.
6. It will hang on your wall. It isn't humane to hang a puppy on the wall.
5. It won't peepee on the floor.
4. You can turn the pages. Puppies don't have pages.
3. Buying a puppy will not feed our children.
2. It won't bite you.
And the number one reason to buy our calendar rather than a puppy:
1. No training necessary. You don't have to sit and look at it daily, yelling sit! Come! Stay! and all that rubbish.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
9. It doesn't chew your shoes or the couch cushions.
8. They lied. A calendar is man's best friend.
7. There are photos of animals that work a lot harder than a puppy in our calendar.
6. It will hang on your wall. It isn't humane to hang a puppy on the wall.
5. It won't peepee on the floor.
4. You can turn the pages. Puppies don't have pages.
3. Buying a puppy will not feed our children.
2. It won't bite you.
And the number one reason to buy our calendar rather than a puppy:
1. No training necessary. You don't have to sit and look at it daily, yelling sit! Come! Stay! and all that rubbish.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Reader Comments (5)
Are you trying to talk yourself out of buying a puppy, or us? Love your calendar by the way - probably buy many!
Where can I get your calendar? (Sorry, Kim says sheepishly--I did not know you had a calendar)
Never mind I found your Calendar! Yeah! Have to wait until payday though.
i'm convinced puppies are over rated .. such colorful and vibrant pictures, thanks for sharing!!!
ps......lulu is a name of a yoga clothing store in canada,
#8 is the funniest. I read and laughed. and am stoked to have your calender.