A Saturday Treat

And now, because I love you: Some helpful phrases for Japanese tourists traveling to America.

My faith in YouTube has been electrified. I don't think I've seen anything funnier than this in years. We all watched it together the other night and almost died.

We tried this out a little today, the other girls and I as we went about our mammoth shopping day. Nothing much happened except that we got some weird looks in the bulk foods section. Whatever, man. We're using our new skills. Can someone PLEASE tell me what that thing is on that man's head?  WHY is it tied under his nose?