Still Day Two of my writing retreat. I have exhausted myself today, working on this novel. Exhausted, I tell you. Writing this book is like writing about a billion posts that I have to make up because none of them actually happened. Yes, I know, I should teach a writing class, because that is the most brilliant description of writing a novel that you have ever read with your very own eyes.

Now. Do I drive to the store and buy Ben and Jerry's or do I not?